[COLOR royalblue][SIZE 3]I know. You've read it all before. Hard, fast, happy and horny. While I won't sit here and deny any of that, I won't pretend I have the staying power of a steam engine, nor will I try and convince you my penis is larger than the tallest tree in Texas. I like what I have, and I'm comfortable with my abilities to make others feel very good. I'll just leave it at that. Lots of people say looks don't matter, but I'm sure you're going to want to be attracted to what you might be kissing. No, I'm not telling you all to kiss my ass (silly!) Butt (pun intended) I thought I'd liven things up a little, and promote my face pic on the inside of my profile, much like cereal boxes in the 70's, where they advertised a cool toy inside, to get moms to have to buy Captain Crunch so their would stop crying in the grocery store and embarrasing them. As I said, I'm comfortable with what I have, so I elected to spare competing for the hung hall of fame with a shot of my Love Potion #9 Inches. I may have one or two, but contact me first, and we can then exchange material best suited for pop up books and scratch & sniff memoirs. I'm drug and disease free, and any face, ass or penis, now and forever, is property of me and no other person. I stay healthy by exercising, avoiding too much junk food, and keeping my mind active.....what better way to keep busy than to see all the sexy women on here, and meet people looking to avoid the strains of a stereotypical relationship. At least, I've found AFF is a much better way to meet people online, and I've found members here to be much more honest, for the most part, over standard dating sites. Plus I get to see so many sexy butts! Try doing that on other dating sites![/SIZE][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person I respect all members, and have zero complaints of why each person is on TV TS Dating. However, I want to express the reason I joined TV TS Dating was/is to meet females for intimate relationships. That doesn't mean I have to sleep with every woman I meet, but if I'm talking/flirting with you, it is with the intent of hopefully meeting you in person sooner than later.

I'm not picky on size, body type, race, religion or anything beyond you must be female, and must have been born that way. I also am really attracted to women who are happy with who they are, where they are in life, and the fact it's ok for them to want sex without the need for other people's approaval.

Do you have a boyfriend or a husband?....Well, I really don't want to hurt anybody or break up a relationship, but I'd be a hypocrite to deny being turned on by some very sexy females I've seen on here, who are currently neglected and as sex is a natural need for us all, I'm happy to assist. As long as you feel comfortable, and are safe from any mental and/or physical harm, then it's good with me. I just don't want to wake up with an icepick in the back of my head, or go into cardiac arrest evertime the wind blows a branch against the house, causing my rock-hard love wand to melt into a soggy, old tube sock.

For those friendly, funny and warm women (not in a country-ham-biscuit-sausage-gravy-Big Tex sort of way), but warm as in genuine, with some free time and fun on their minds, I'm looking forward to communicating with you and taking it from there. I hope you have a great time on TV TS Dating, and hopefully I will be priviledged enough to have peaked your interests

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too many to list, and all depends on my mood.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being with two hot women at the same time.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Ehhhh....I'll take a pretty girl locally any day of
the week.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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