Well where to begin. I'm a massage therapist, so I guess that gives me a lot of sexual tension, which sucks when I'm on the job because then I'm just gritting my teeth to death by the end of the day. I'm an all around nerd most of the time, but I have my dumb moments, I guess. My idea of the perfect night with someone would be staying at home watching a movie. I absolutely LOVE comedies, and you could say my life revolves around comedy in general. If you cant see the comedy in life, whats the point of living, right? I prefer to look at the lighter side of life, being laid back and relaxed whenever possible. I hate drama in my life and try to keep it as drama free as possible. I tend to see the comedy in everything, and I am even a fan of the shitty, cheesy jokes. You could definitely call me a nightowl, but I'm not one for going to clubs. I would much rather chill out at home, and watch a movie with the person. Big parties have never been my thing.. I always ALWAYS open the door for the lady first.

My Ideal Person I'm looking for someone preferably a little older than I am. I would like to talk to you before we go off and try something fun. Please be drug and disease free, i don't like scuurvy

As of late, I've been having the fantasy of massaging a woman, and then having it take hold into other things, I'm dying to meet someone who wants to fulfill this, please send me a message, or just if you're a standard member, hotlist me so i know to send you a mail.

Shit, at least you get a free massage out of it right?