Moral of the Story
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Postad:1 november 2020 10:32 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:1 november 2020 10:33 pm 979 besök
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Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka
Madam: “Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral”
Pappu: “Maine Use Phone Kara Wo So Rahi Thi, Phir Baad Mein Usne Muje Phone Kra Main So Raha Tha.”
“Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni“
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Sex (I´m a man)
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Postad:5 juni 2020 11:04 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:7 juni 2020 11:41 am 1591 besök
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Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind I'm a toy, come and with , say the word now Wrap your legs around mine and ride tonight
I'm a man - I'm a goddess I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin I'm a man - I'm a blue movie I'm a man - I'm a bitch I'm a man - I'm a geisha I'm a man - I'm a little girl And we make love together
Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands
I'm a man - I'm a boy I'm a man - Well I'm your mother I'm a man - I'm a one night stand I'm a man - Am I bi I'm a man - I'm a slave I'm a man - I'm a little girl And we make love together
And we make love together
Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight Come inside, it's a passion just for you Let's get lost in that magic place alone now Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips
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सिमटकर तेरी बाहों में एक रात बितानी है मुझे...
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Postad:5 juni 2020 10:55 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:5 juni 2020 11:04 pm 1424 besök
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सिमटकर तेरी बाहों में एक रात बितानी है मुझे... . हाथों में तेरा चेहरा थामकर तेरे लबों से अपने लब मिलाकर पलकें शर्म से झुकाकर देह तेरी बाहों में निढाल छोड़नी है मुझे, सिमटकर तेरी बाहों में.... . उंगलियाँ तेरी मेरे बालों में उलझी हों दाँतों की पकड़ गर्दन पर कसी हो, हाथ मेरा तेरे सर पर ठहर जाए तू गर्दन से हो उभारों तक उतर आए, उस पल को पा आहें भरनी है मुझे, सिमटकर तेरी बाहों में.... . बत्तियाँ भी फिर बुझने लगें लिबास जिस्मों से उतरने लगें, उँगलियों से तू जिस्म टटोलने लगें मैं सिहरने लगूँ तू पास आने लगें, तेरे सीने से फिर लिपटना है मुझे, सिमटकर तेरी बाहों में..... . वक्षों पर ज़रा ठहरकर तू निगाहें ऊपर उठाए, मैं मुस्कुराऊँ तू फिर उभार चूमने लग जाए, हाथ अपना नीचे को सरका कर तू यौवन की वो देहलीज़ छू जाए, उसी क्षण दाँतों तले होंठ दब जाए, फिर तेरी पीठ पर नाखूनों के खरोंच गढ़ने है मुझे, सिमटकर तेरी बाहों.... . मुट्ठी में चादर फिर कसने लगे तेरी उँगलियाँ जब भीतर उतरने लगे, कमरे का सन्नटा आहों से भर जाएगा, तेरी उँगलियों के चलते जब नाज़ुक उन फाँकों से कमरस बह आएगा, तेरे करीब आ कुछ यूँ तृप्ति पानी है मुझे, सिमटकर तेरी बाहों में....
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Husband Was Seriously Ill.
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Postad:1 november 2020 10:35 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:29 mars 2024 2:50 am 1196 besök
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Husband Was Seriously Ill.
Doctor To Wife: “Give Him Healthy Breakfast, Be Pleasant & In Good Mood, Don’t Discuss Your Problems, No Tv Serial, Don’t Demand New Clothes & Gold Jewels, Do This For 1 Year & He Will Be Ok”
On The Way Home.
Husband: “What Did The Doctor Say?”
Wife: “No Chance For You To Survive“
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In my dreams
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Postad:6 juni 2020 2:00 am
Senast Uppdaterad:29 mars 2024 2:50 am 1595 besök
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I see you every night, I pull your strings You dance for , you laugh, I make you sing I want complete control, and I say when Let's try again
I see you every day, you walk on by I try speak, but then I wonder why I have you every night all myself Never alone, asleep, you're gone
I wrote a line or , tried explain In your morality it's not the same I want you on your knees, I want you down Never a sound
You could be, yes, you could be the one I love You could be the sexy thing I'm dreaming of You could spend the night with me and never know you were here In my dreams You could be, yes, you could be my slow romance You could be a master in my lover's dance You could scream out loud, and there's no one hear, only In my dreams
(It could matter , it could matter ) In my dreams (It could matter , it could matter ) In my dreams (It could matter , it could matter ) In my dreams
I see you every night, I pull your strings You dance for , you laugh, I make you scream I want complete control, I say when Let's try again Let's try, let's try, let's try again
You could be, yes, you could be the one I love You could be the sexy thing I'm dreaming of You could spend the night with and never know you were here In my dreams You could be, yes, you could be my slow romance You could be a master in my lover's dance You could spend the night with and never know you were here In my dreams You could be, yes, you could be the one I love You could be the sexy thing I'm dreaming of You could spend the night with and never know you were here In my dreams
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