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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
7/11/2020 7:30 am

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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief


Hello everybody! How y'all doing?! This is Billy Bob Joe talkin ! I had a chance go a Trump rally in Tulsa Oklahoma. Well, it wasn't what I expected. When the president took the stage. He looked strung out on dope. And was fartin' all the time. I mean really loud ones that you could hear! He totally stunk up the place. Everyone was really grossed out!

I wish I had brung me a mask. Not because I didn't want to catch the coronavirus but because Donald Trump stank up the place! Damn! I think he's got a fartin' problem! I think he may have even taken a dump in his pants while on stage! Damn! That's totally fucked up!



funtime78045 21F
39 posts
8/2/2020 8:47 am

hi I am from canada as I here he only has a thing you girl like me is that how he is and that he seen not to like any one ??


Blazecolt145 37M
7 posts
7/21/2020 9:24 pm

Hilarious and true


rick315875 65M

7/19/2020 5:33 pm

    Quoting laidback696005:
    Old Fla. meth head,,,all lonely,negative posts,by an asshole,,,dumb fuck,ya gonna wail,,like that "thing",,after he wins again!!!,,lol,,,
You can say whatever you want but I will never lower myself to your level. I just don't want to be someone like you. Sure I'll make fun of you. Just like I make fun of your failed president.


rick315875 65M

7/19/2020 5:28 pm

    Quoting thikhead:
    always nice to hear from someone intelligent and articulate
    who can appreciate some humor.


Thanks. Great comment. One thing I've learned is how people are showing their true colors. I appreciate your comments.


rick315875 65M

7/19/2020 5:25 pm

    Quoting laidback696005:
    Old Fla. meth head,,,all lonely,negative posts,by an asshole,,,dumb fuck,ya gonna wail,,like that "thing",,after he wins again!!!,,lol,,,
You certainly have got a lot of anger. You need a good blowjob.


rick315875 65M

7/19/2020 5:23 pm

    Quoting thikhead:
    just to bring this comment and response
    to the top of queue to be seen
    before the whole queue disappears for good -


    Quoting funsnellvillecpl:
    take your lib shit some place else .
    If you dont like the President ,fucking move someplace else :
    TRUMP AND PENCE IN 2020

    YOU apparently didnt like the LAST president
    and you didnt take your OWN advice
    to "fucking move someplace else", did you?

    see how full of shit you are?

    the post was offered as a joke, even TITLED "comic relief",
    and you respond with hate?!

    people like you and your orange hate-spewing talking head
    have no place running a country.

Well said. I agree.


thikhead 66M
3346 posts
7/19/2020 2:44 pm

    Quoting laidback696005:
    Old Fla. meth head,,,all lonely,negative posts,by an asshole,,,dumb fuck,ya gonna wail,,like that "thing",,after he wins again!!!,,lol,,,
always nice to hear from someone intelligent and articulate
who can appreciate some humor.



"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


thikhead 66M
3346 posts
7/14/2020 9:50 am

just to bring this comment and response
to the top of queue to be seen
before the whole queue disappears for good -


Quoting funsnellvillecpl:
take your lib shit some place else .
If you dont like the President ,fucking move someplace else :
TRUMP AND PENCE IN 2020


YOU apparently didnt like the LAST president
and you didnt take your OWN advice
to "fucking move someplace else", did you?

see how full of shit you are?

the post was offered as a joke, even TITLED "comic relief",
and you respond with hate?!

people like you and your orange hate-spewing talking head
have no place running a country.


"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 8:48 pm

    Quoting  :

I checked out your blog. Damn girl you are hot! Do you have pretty feet? I have a foot fetish.


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 8:31 pm

    Quoting baccus09:
    Goes to show you the mentality of a true liberal. Do you have any idea what socialism really is? If you elect basement Joe you'll find out. Thomas Jefferson said the public deserves who they elect in office. Good luck jackass.
Sorry but I don't think I know of anybody by the name of Jack ass. I think he grew up to be a proctologist.


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 8:28 pm

    Quoting baccus09:
    Goes to show you the mentality of a true liberal. Do you have any idea what socialism really is? If you elect basement Joe you'll find out. Thomas Jefferson said the public deserves who they elect in office. Good luck jackass.
Thanks for the wonderful comment. I especially appreciate being called a jackass.


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 8:19 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes Donald Trump certainly is that


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 8:16 pm

    Quoting  :

You are right. Recently there hasn't been any presidents who haven't stunk things up. Democratic or Republican. A 36 year old female. You look pretty hot. I'm into younger women.


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 8:09 pm

    Quoting funsnellvillecpl:
    take your lib shit some place else . If you dont like the President ,fucking move someplace else : TRUMP AND PENCE IN 2020
Thanks for the suggestion. But unfortunately because of Donald Trump's handling of the coronavirus Americans are not welcome anywhere else in the world.


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 8:03 pm

    Quoting 60satisfaction:
    Listen up ASSHOLE... Take your chicom bullshit back to Hell with you!
I am already in hell and Satan is our president. Interesting profile photo. If it ever rains you can use your dick as a umbrella.


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 7:57 pm

    Quoting bilover1916:
    It is so sad pathetic loser who can't get laid on a sexsite still talk shit about the best President since reagan .I cant wait till nov when Trump wins a second term and all the uneducated liberal asswipe's head
    explode lmfao
Hey what's up? How you doing? Haven't heard from you in awhile. I always appreciate your insightful comments.


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 7:39 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Good morning my friend, very funny but I wish you would come up with something different other than farting..lol..I hope you have a great weekend..
So I guess I need to think of some other ways I can make fun of him. Just having that thought in my mind.


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 6:23 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Good morning my friend, very funny but I wish you would come up with something different other than farting..lol..I hope you have a great weekend..
I hear you. I appear to be fixated on farting and taking dumps I can only write what comes into my mind. But I will try to make up something different. Thanks for your suggestion. I appreciate it. Enjoy your Saturday night my friend.


baccus09 62M
159 posts
7/11/2020 1:25 pm

Goes to show you the mentality of a true liberal. Do you have any idea what socialism really is? If you elect basement Joe you'll find out. Thomas Jefferson said the public deserves who they elect in office. Good luck jackass.


Bettibenobo 68F
423 posts
7/11/2020 11:52 am

    Quoting funsnellvillecpl:
    take your lib shit some place else . If you dont like the President ,fucking move someplace else : TRUMP AND PENCE IN 2020
My response to bilover1916 is a shout out to you too!


Bettibenobo 68F
423 posts
7/11/2020 11:48 am

    Quoting bilover1916:
    It is so sad pathetic loser who can't get laid on a sexsite still talk shit about the best President since reagan .I cant wait till nov when Trump wins a second term and all the uneducated liberal asswipe's head
    explode lmfao
It's so sad you're a pathetic loser who can't even think of an original response anymore. Just like the other pathetic loser - the president.

We all can't wait for the election since the idiot now has a 67% disapproval rate on everything. Because he mishandled the coronavirus he allowed over 130k Americans to die. In his sick mind he actually believes he did a good job and HE is the victim because it destroyed "his" economy and ANY chance of him being reelected.

He STILL won't set an example to his ignorant supporters by simply wearing a fucking mask!

I'd love to know how many people besides Herman Cain (who’s still in the hospital) got COVID from attending his sad little convention. Funny how the cases are spiking a month after people came and went back to their home states and spread it even more. Hmm what a coincident that the south is getting hit the hardest, especially FL where he decided would be a good place to go while cases are breaking records. Like AZ has a huge uptick in cases. In North Dakota, a majority not wearing masks, surely carried it back home.

He still thinks it's going to go away on its own and we're in a "good place". Really gave us confidence when he attached “I hope" to the end of that sentence.

He's a straight up racist with a racist background. His father was in the KKK. Is this why he wants to keep honoring the confederates, protecting their statues and fighting to stop the renaming of military installations? The confederacy who committed treason against America by waging war JUST so they could continue to own other human beings.

He can't even tell you what his plans would be if reelected. All he can do is lie and brag about all the "great things" he's done. Every time he opens his mouth another lie comes out.

That’s because he KNOWS HE’S GOING TO LOSE! He’s given up the fight against the virus and now will keep trying to divide America with his hate mongering speeches. He HOPES his incredibly shrinking base of supporters will come through and save him.

He can dream on because he has already lost the election.
November can’t come fast enough.


thikhead 66M
3346 posts
7/11/2020 11:46 am

    Quoting funsnellvillecpl:
    take your lib shit some place else . If you dont like the President ,fucking move someplace else : TRUMP AND PENCE IN 2020
you apparently didnt like the last president
and you didnt take your own advice
to "fucking move someplace else", did you?

see how full of shit you are?

the post was offered as a joke, even TITLED "comic relief",
and you respond with hate?!


people like you and your orange hate-spewing talking head
have no place running a country.

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
7/11/2020 11:35 am

Good morning my friend, very funny but I wish you would come up with something different other than farting..lol..I hope you have a great weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Bettibenobo 68F
423 posts
7/11/2020 10:42 am

    Quoting  :

I see our little pot stirring racist CUNT is back with a new name.

Still spewing shit out of her ugly foul mouth.

Let's see how long she lasts this time.


powercaps716 67M  
83116 posts
7/11/2020 10:31 am

    Quoting bilover1916:
    It is so sad pathetic loser who can't get laid on a sexsite still talk shit about the best President since reagan .I cant wait till nov when Trump wins a second term and all the uneducated liberal asswipe's head
    explode lmfao
it sad that your on a sex site  and you can't get laid...   but 
you choose to be here.


thikhead 66M
3346 posts
7/11/2020 9:52 am

    Quoting 60satisfaction:
    Listen up ASSHOLE... Take your chicom bullshit back to Hell with you!
nice mature level-headed response to some humor.

its even TITLED "comic relief".

you must be a hoot in the audience at a comedy club.
do you run drivers off the road for having funny bumper stickers?
or beat up people on the street for wearing funny t-shirts?


as far as your anger-management issue,
look into medicinal marijuana, or electro-shock therapy,
or at least something. or how about that injection of chlorox/lysol?


without humor, were reduced to a society of, well, people like you


"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


funsnellvillecpl 66M/54F  
3901 posts
7/11/2020 9:46 am

take your lib shit some place else . If you dont like the President ,fucking move someplace else : TRUMP AND PENCE IN 2020


thikhead 66M
3346 posts
7/11/2020 9:11 am

    Quoting bilover1916:
    It is so sad pathetic loser who can't get laid on a sexsite still talk shit about the best President since reagan .I cant wait till nov when Trump wins a second term and all the uneducated liberal asswipe's head
    explode lmfao
and yet, there YOU are,
not only commenting on the "poathetic losers"s post -
but like almost always, youre FIRST!

either YOURE not getting laid, or if you are,
you only last 30 seconds and are right back on line stalking rick.
again, you must really LOVE him! you just cant get enough of him.

while were at it, your repeated un-original idiot claim of
"best president since reagan"?

after 230 years of having a president,
you brag hes the best in the last 30?

thats like bragging that the yankees finished 3rd
but are the BEST 3rd place team in the league.

go get a magazine to jerk off to.
or better yet, a movie,
so you dont have to strain yourself trying to read.

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


60satisfaction 66M

7/11/2020 9:10 am

Listen up ASSHOLE... Take your chicom bullshit back to Hell with you!


rick315875 65M

7/11/2020 7:31 am

Hello everybody! How y'all doing?! This is Billy Bob Joe talkin to ya! I had a chance to go to a Trump rally in Tulsa Oklahoma. Well, it wasn't what I expected. When the president took the stage. He looked strung out on dope. And was fartin' all the time. I mean really loud ones that you could hear! He totally stunk up the place. Everyone was really grossed out!

I wish I had brung me a mask. Not because I didn't want to catch the coronavirus but because Donald Trump stank up the place! Damn! I think he's got a fartin' problem! I think he may have even taken a dump in his pants while on stage! Damn! That's totally fucked up!


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